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For a pure, blue, and very clean world!

 

so the truth comes out.. Orb's leaders dont practice personal hygene

It's not her fault! You EA guys keep buying out all the soap. What the heck do you need all those tons of soap for anyway? lol

to keep our Mobile suits pure and clean like the innocence of a child :p

and to keep the smelling minty fresh of course

Oh! So that's what you guys mean by "pure and blue world"!

xD

yup

all that purifying can't be done with water alone

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[11:49] * evo_Sieg salutes their fallen VSoD commrade Rad Rider-Kamakura

[11:49] Traitors to the cause will be Hunted down FOREVER

[11:50] im not ''surfing'' the net alot

[11:50] so you spend more time WATCHING! and DOWNLOADING, so you're not surfing, hehe...

[11:51] oh and evo, my system of spy cameras tells me  YOU"RE the one always playing five-finger-jack

[11:51] uhmmm, five-finger jack, i don't know what that means...

[11:52] five knuckle shuffle then

[11:53] *** Rad has quit (Ping timeout)

 

VSoD First Strike

 

Traitors to the cause beware...

 

 

 

EDIT 11.30.06 - Excuse me back there, I was just not myself, hehe...

 

*looks at Konigstiger glaringly...

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Hmm, so is this true? XP

 

[23:51] Haha.

[23:51] the eightball is nuts.

[23:52] `Eightball You have nuts.

[23:52] Shaft: You wish.

[23:52] `eightball You don't?

[23:52] Shaft: Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

[23:52] `eightball So that defines your gender?

[23:52] Shaft: Never.

[23:52] `Eightball You transvessite.

[23:52] Shaft: No chance at all!

[23:52] `Eightball EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

[23:52] Shaft: Answer hazy.

[23:52] `Eightball Grr.

[23:52] Shaft: We won't go there

[23:53] `Eightball Fine, Enunch.

[23:53] Shaft: All signs point to yes.

[23:53] >_>

[23:53] dots.

[23:54] What.

[23:54] >_>

[23:54] `eightball Sic' em boy... girl...!

[23:54] Shaft: Maybe.

[23:54] `eightball Male

[23:54] Shaft: Over my dead body.

[23:54] `eightball Female

[23:54] Shaft: Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

[23:54] I

[23:54] Am confused.

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11:39:18 ‹Fuku› Heh, ORB's foundation week, ZAFT's dinner thingy,

12/04/2007 11:39:26 ‹Fuku› I wonder when EA is going to shoot at each other...

12/04/2007 11:40:03 ‹Fuku› we've decided on a paintball fight, but nothing's happening atm

12/04/2007 11:40:52 ‹evo_Sieg› hmmm, how about we send a fleet of ships there, just to stir thngs up...

12/04/2007 11:41:05 ‹evo_Sieg› and make a mini-D-Day at an EA outpost...

12/04/2007 11:41:17 ‹evo_Sieg› that would put some action into EA! 

12/04/2007 11:41:24 ‹Fuku› hahaha, and we pepper you with paint rounds

12/04/2007 11:41:33 ‹liubei013› Water balloons!

12/04/2007 11:41:45 ‹Fuku› Gah, I'm hit! external blood...? what devilry is this!?

12/04/2007 11:41:50 ‹evo_Sieg› a D-Day invasion with water ballons and paint rounds, hehe

12/04/2007 11:42:18 ‹liubei013› Sir, we're having difficulties loading the 8-inch gun with water balloons.

12/04/2007 11:42:26 ‹liubei013› oh, stupid quotations were removed

12/04/2007 11:42:38 ‹Fuku› re-adjust the slingshot apparatus!

12/04/2007 11:42:59 ‹evo_Sieg› the missiles from the Aegis and Kuraokami class ships would be loaded with water balloon bombs

12/04/2007 11:43:17 ‹Fuku› reload the spherical rubber liquid-dispersion shell!

12/04/2007 11:43:29 ‹Fuku› aaand FIRE!

12/04/2007 11:44:16 ‹liubei013› Incoming pink blob or whatever it is!

12/04/2007 11:45:11 ‹Fuku› Gah, I'm hit! I'm hit!

12/04/2007 11:45:57 ‹Fuku› Our pure and blue world...smeared with the vile liquid of ORB

12/04/2007 11:46:06 ‹Fuku› wait, that didn't sound right

12/04/2007 11:46:18 ‹liubei013› >_>

12/04/2007 11:46:19 ‹evo_Sieg› intercept with anti-pink blob or whatever it is thumb tack rounds!

12/04/2007 11:46:37 ‹evo_Sieg› hey it ain't vile liquid, its just sea water

12/04/2007 11:46:49 ‹liubei013› From the same planet.

12/04/2007 11:47:19 ‹Fuku› this saltiness...is this sea water? no... it's the tears of my EA...

12/04/2007 11:47:35 ‹Fuku› Captain! No!

12/04/2007 11:48:04 ‹evo_Sieg› good thing we didn't load those with a bit of jalapeño sauce, hehe

12/04/2007 11:48:07 ‹evo_Sieg› THAT would sting!

12/04/2007 11:48:13 ‹Fuku› *takes out dual water guns* You bastards!

12/04/2007 11:49:34 ‹Fuku› CE 85: The Headquarters of the EA is flooded with the saltwater of defeat.

12/04/2007 11:50:29 ‹liubei013› Orb Fleet...personnel exhausted due to excessive balloon inflating.

12/04/2007 11:50:35 ‹liubei013› *gasp* *wheeze*

12/04/2007 11:50:55 ‹liubei013› Not to mention depleting sea water

12/04/2007 11:51:28 ‹Fuku› And ultimately, the LOGOS's plan to shrink the lungs of the people of ORB...

12/04/2007 11:51:37 ‹Fuku› was a complete success.

12/04/2007 11:51:49 ‹liubei013› Oh noes!

12/04/2007 11:51:58 ‹evo_Sieg› the sea levels in EA waters sinked by 3 feet

12/04/2007 11:52:17 ‹evo_Sieg› A WHOLE DAMNED SEA LOWERED BY 3 FEET!

12/04/2007 11:52:30 ‹Fuku› Crap, three feet? I guess our Forbidden Deep are useless now.

12/04/2007 11:52:42 ‹evo_Sieg› pretty much

12/04/2007 11:52:49 ‹evo_Sieg› they would be walking in the water

12/04/2007 11:53:00 ‹Fuku› a vile scheme...

12/04/2007 11:53:08 ‹liubei013› Looks like Greenpeace are gonna sue our a**es

12/04/2007 11:53:59 ‹Fuku› They're going to start their own faction

12/04/2007 11:54:16 ‹Fuku› For *OUR* pure and blue earth!

12/04/2007 11:54:25 ‹Fuku› ...I mean seas!

12/04/2007 11:55:49 ‹evo_Sieg› no they won't, the land we bombarded with water bombs would form a man-made lake, so we actually helped them out

12/04/2007 11:56:21 ‹evo_Sieg› and lowering the sea levels counters the greenhouse effect of rising sea levels

12/04/2007 11:56:25 ‹evo_Sieg› ITS a 2 for one deal!

12/04/2007 11:57:49 ‹evo_Sieg› we actually help greenpeace

12/04/2007 11:57:59 ‹evo_Sieg› so we'll have them at ORBs side, hehe...

 

We talk about the important stuff.

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New incentive scheme for the chat..

 

10:45:11 * Xen joins Copernicus Cafe

16/04/2007 10:45:11 * Hello Xen, welcome to Advent Destiny Chat! Remeber to vote for us!

16/04/2007 10:45:18 * Xen waves.

16/04/2007 10:45:42 ‹liubei013› Here's a free George Foreman Grill for showing up here. 

16/04/2007 10:45:43 ‹Valiant› hey xen

16/04/2007 10:46:21 ‹Xen› Yay! Free grill.  

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  • 2 weeks later...
`eightball Am I sexier than everyone in the chat as of now?

Infinitegde: Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

Woot

I wish I had a camera to commemorate the moment...

`eightball Hey, buddy... Wanna lend me a camera?

Infinitegde: Never.

your right...

lol

That'd be too girly...

 

Eightball actually responded like this... He/she must love me

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Lol, Eightball said I was sexier than Evo_Sieg and Valiant so Hah!

 

Ello!

Anyone ere?

`Eightball Am I the Sexiest of them all?

Infinitegde: The stars would have to align for that to happen.

`eightball dont lie!

Infinitegde: No way.

o.O

`eightball Dont be shy, tell them the truth!

Infinitegde: We won't go there

Oh yes we will!

`eightball Aren't I the sexiest of them all?

Infinitegde: Absolutely yes!

See

Goodboy...

Have a cookie...

`eightball are you a homosapien?

Infinitegde: Never.

`eightball So then your an alien?

Infinitegde: Absolutely yes!

`eightball I see... Are you from this Galaxy?

Infinitegde: NO!

`Eightball hmmm... do you come from neighboring galaxies?

Infinitegde: Never.

`eightball Does your race have specific genders?!?!

Infinitegde: Without a doubt.

`eightball  I see...

Infinitegde: All signs point to yes.

Ok, X wil stand for Male-like beings and Y will stand for female like beings...

`eightball Are you an X?

Infinitegde: Without a doubt.

`eightball I see! So then your not a Y?

Infinitegde: We won't go there

`eightball Erm... than your both?

Infinitegde: No.

`eightball Let me ask again... Are you human?

Infinitegde: Answer hazy.

`eightball Umm... Are you a human now?

Infinitegde: It would take a disturbed person to even ask.

`eightball how about now?

Infinitegde: Over my dead body.

`eightball O.o... Is there something wrong with being human?>

Infinitegde: Definitely.

`eightball HEY! Thats mean...

Infinitegde: All signs point to yes.

`eightball ' Giveme my cookie back.

Infinitegde: No way.

 

Eightball is gender confused...

...And he stole my cookie 

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`eightball am i alone?

hannahkiki: Definitely.

`eightball so are you the same as the old eightball?

hannahkiki: Maybe.

`eightball are you two the same eightball?

hannahkiki: No way.

`eightball so is the old eightball a sibling?

hannahkiki: Sometime in the near future.

`eightball that means you are not siblings yet?

hannahkiki: NO!

`eightball so you are not even siblings?

hannahkiki: I'd like to think so.

`eightball so you two are husband and wife?

hannahkiki: We won't go there

`eightball why not?

hannahkiki: No chance at all!

`eightball is it because you secretly like the old eightball but you are refused a chance?

hannahkiki: Prospect looks hopeful.

`eightball so you like kct only because you've been jilted?

hannahkiki: I'd like to think so.

 

Eightball likes kct only because it's been jilted by the old eightball! XP

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22:23:18| Anyway got to go!

22:23:25| `eightball will you miss me?

22:23:27| hannahkiki: Without a doubt.

22:23:30| yea

22:23:33| haha.

22:23:39| byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

22:23:57| Bye

22:23:59| * Quits: hannahkiki (darkmyst@dm-29705.singnet.com.sg) (Exit: DarkMyst WebChat (EOF))

22:24:24| `eightball will you miss her?

22:24:26| Dark_Phoenix: That question is better remained unanswered.

22:24:37| `eightball why?

22:24:38| Dark_Phoenix: Not even on a GOOD day.

22:24:57| `eightball It was lie?

22:24:58| Dark_Phoenix: That question is better remained unanswered.

22:25:16| `eightball Hey you're man or what?!

22:25:17| Dark_Phoenix: Definitely.

22:25:44| `eightball Then answer - will you miss her?

22:25:46| Dark_Phoenix: Without a doubt.

22:26:01| `eightball Good boy!

22:26:03| Dark_Phoenix: Most likely.

After proper EA-type torture eightball testified - he really loves hannahkiki )) 

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[22:18] `me pokes kct

[22:18] `eightball is he here?

[22:18] Valiant: Most likely.

[22:18] `eightball is he busy?

[22:18] Valiant: Never.

[22:18] `eightball so he must be ignoring me

[22:18] Valiant: Most likely.

[22:18] `eightball are you lying?

[22:19] Valiant: Not bloody likely.

[22:20] `eightball do i look like I believe you?

[22:21] Valiant: Not even on a GOOD day.

[22:22] .>" title="" />

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[14:04] `eightball Do you think Armor Break Cadenza will win during Round 1?

[14:04] liubei013: You wish.

[14:04] `eightball How about Theta Nu Theta?

[14:04] liubei013: You wish.

[14:04] `eightball Then will it be a draw?

[14:04] liubei013: No chance at all!

[14:04] Dwah? o.O

 

There's a difference between ambiguity and downright confusion...

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lol, that's one character route I don't want to play. =P

 

`eightball Armor Break Cadenza will win, right?

Fuku: You wish.

`eightball Then is Theta Nu Theta going to?

Fuku: No.

`eightball Then it IS a draw, then?

Fuku: Not bloody likely.

`eightball Oh fine. Are you Watarase Jun then?

Fuku: Without a doubt.

 

...!

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[20:14] `eightball should I stop looking at grammar deficient character profiles?

[20:14] liubei013: Over my dead body.

[20:14] Fine.

[20:16] * liubei013 kills GameServ

 

Not that funny, considering the subject matter.  And yeah, I'll still keep looking through 'em.

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Infinitegde> `eightball Do you know why no one is here??

Infinitegde: No.

`eightball Are you lying?

Infinitegde: Definitely.

`eightball So you do know...?

Infinitegde: Yes.

`eightball Will you tell me?

Infinitegde: Most likely.

`eightball Ok, so tell me!

Infinitegde: Sometime in the near future.

`eightball Uhh... Why not now?

Infinitegde: Sometime in the near future.

`eightball Are you broken?

Infinitegde: Prospect looks hopeful.

`eightball O.o, Eightball are you high today?

Infinitegde: No way.

`eightball are you lying?

Infinitegde: Prospect looks bleak.

`eightball ', Drugs=BAD you get that?

Infinitegde: Most likely.

`eightball Good... So...

Infinitegde: Never.

`eightball I DIDNT EVEN ASK A QUESTION!

Infinitegde: Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

`eightball Do you even listen to our questions? .>" title="" />

Infinitegde: Never.

 

OmG... Eightball knows why no one joins the chat!!! But he won't tell me... And he could be doing drugs... And, he doesnt listen to what he says and just answers! He crushed all our hopes and dreams in one go!!!!

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Hey

Heya

Eightball is being indecisive on me

[12:52] `eightball Should I go first in the match?

[12:52] liubei013: Answer hazy.

I see what you mean.

`eightball Will you ever give liubei a straight answer?

DragonDaimyo: Not bloody likely.

LOL

D:

 

...

 

hmm, its been so long I forgot how to ask eight, hehe

  `eightball questionblahblah

`eight will liubei be the first to post in the battle?

oops..

`eightball Can evo remember how to call you?

DragonDaimyo: Sometime in the near future.

Touche.

`eightball will liubei be the first to post in the battle?

evo_Sieg: That question is better remained unanswered.

Right about.... now.

LOL!!

The prophecy has been fulfilled!!

D: D: D:

And it's still indecisive!!!!

Sonuva...

it seems that eight is having a hard time deciding..

[12:52] `eightball Should I go first in the match?

[12:52] liubei013: Answer hazy.

ITS JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION EIGHT!

`eightball should evo_Sieg be the first to post in the battle?

liubei013: Over my dead body.

`eightball Should liubei go first in the match?

DragonDaimyo: It would take a disturbed person to even ask.

aw shucks, eight answered liu, not me..

..........

And now it's being contradictory.

what the!?!

that explains why eight didn't answer me..

eightball doesn't want us to go .>" title="" />

what the?

`eightball Will you allow us to fight?

evo_Sieg: Without a doubt.

now, why can't you decide who will be first?!? dang..

`eightball Will Liubei be the first one to fight in the 2v2?

evo_Sieg: Absolutely yes!

FINALLY!

*gasp* An answer!!

finally, eight has been able to get itself straight!

* liubei013 goes to the 2v2 thread

 

Eightball can be wonderfully enigmatic at times.

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