Funny/Random chat

[liubei013 0]

Post your oddball or hilarious chat conversation, whether it may be from IRC or other messenger programs.

 

`eightball Would an Aqua Murasame be effective?

RadRider: Prospect looks hopeful.

Cool.

`eightball Are Astrays too old for the game of 'war'?

liubei013: Of course!

 

* RadRider hails the all-knowing 8-ball.

`eightball Do you think Valiant will approve of a new mass-prod. MS?

RadRider: Maybe.

* RadRider contemplates...

We need an 8-ball function in the forums. lol

hmmm,

`eightball Would a Cyan Murasame be more effective?

Qrioser: We won't go there

[kct 0]

`eightball Will Sayaka have a girl as her girlfriend?

kct: Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

LOL WIN

omg

LOL

OMG

ROFLMAO!

`eightball Will Sayaka have a girl as her love partner?

kct: Answer hazy.

`eightball Are you just being shy?

`eightball Will Fumitsuki be a crazy girl?

RadRider: That's a question you should ask yourself.

kct: Yes.

ROFL!

Ouch. owned.

Your characters are cursed!

too...much...win...

`eightball Will Sayaka accept a confession from a girl, being a girl herself?

kct: We won't go there

 

I rifked. HARD.

[Rad 0]

`eightball Is Orb going for the cyan colour scheme?

kct: All signs point to yes.

...

`eightball Will Orb annex Hawaii?

RadRider: Definitely.

...

we'll get Hawaii!

 

Watch out, EA. Hawaii is turning cyan. 

 

And for those not in the know, GameServ is female:

 

`eightball Are you male?

kct: NO!

ROFL!

See?

`eightball Are you female?

kct: Yes.

o.O

Edited October 14, 2006 by Guest

[Seth Jedan 0]

[23:05] `eightball Will Cyan win?

[23:05] RadRider: I'd like to think so.

[23:05] That's it - Ms. GameServ is an Orbie.

[23:06] o.o

[23:08] `eightball Will EA beat ZAFT?

[23:08] Seth: No chance at all!

[23:08] Damn

[23:08] ROFL!

[23:08]

[23:08] lol

[23:08] `eightball So it's Coordinators for the win?

[23:08] RadRider: Sometime in the near future.

[23:08] lol

[23:08] wow lol

[23:09] `eightball Will ORB then beat ZAFT?

[23:09] Seth: Of course!

[23:09] Sorry, Princess.

[23:09] ROFL!

[23:09] OMG

[23:09] Told you she's an Orbie.

[23:09] Sweet!

[23:09] lol she is

 

GameServer is a Orb supporter

[liubei013 0]

Here's an old one from another channel I frequent:

 

I wouldn't call Cloud Emo

I guarantee you ask anyone, 2/3 people will recognize Sephiroth over Cloud

because cloud isn't hopeless and he doesn't obsessively cry

isn't hopeless?

It seemed pretty depressing to me

And I have yet to see him happy about anything

difference between depressed and hopeless

He has two gorgeous KNOCK OUTS desperately pursuing him, and he just sighs and lifts his big plastic sword to follow a half-naked long-haired crazy man

[lynnks 0]

`eightball So you like rad?

Qrioser: Without a doubt.

..

`eightball Do you like anyone else?

RadRider: No.

..

`eightball will you pop the question to rad?

Qrioser: Absolutely yes!

..

`eightball will Rad say yes in the future?

Qrioser: Without a doubt.

[Rad 0]

I am so doomed...

[kct 0]

You are owned.

[Rad 0]

So were you.

[Seth Jedan 0]

Awsome lol

[winders 0]

[12:24]   `eightball Do you still love rad?

[12:24]   Qrioser: Without a doubt.

[12:24]

[12:24] `eightball Should I become an IRC dictator?

[12:24] winders: Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

[12:24]

[12:24] oh dear

[12:25] hm?

[12:26] `eightball Should we start a mutiny?

[12:26] Qrioser: Over my dead body.

[12:26]

[12:26] `eightball Will the US declare war on me?

[12:26] winders: We won't go there

[12:26] `eightball do you happen to have an interest in winders?

[12:26] Qrioser: No chance at all!

[12:27] `eightball Does Cags want me bad?

[12:27] winders: Most likely.

[12:27] hahahahaha

[12:27] .....

[12:27] !

[12:27] o.o

[12:28] `eightball Do i really want him that bad?

[12:28] Qrioser: We won't go there

[12:28] lol!

[12:28] lol

[12:28] xD

[12:28] lol

[12:29] `eightball am i a guy?

[12:29] Qrioser: It would take a disturbed person to even ask.

[12:29] lol

[12:30] `eightball Do you think i'm a guy?

[12:30] Qrioser: I'd like to think so.

[12:30] eightball is female

[12:30] `eightball are you female?

[12:30] Asahi: Definitely.

[Rad 0]

while he was promoting me i was busy shaving LOL

 

Best... acceptance speech... ever.

Edited October 15, 2006 by Guest

[winders 0]

propaganda!

[liubei013 0]

The power of the irc thinktank.

 

lol! You should like an ISP ad.

?

Valiant... enhancing your surfing experience 24/7.

XP

We need pointless ADs!

ZAFT wants you! Pilot a Zaku today!

lol

yeah we can have those

i need my bot up here

then we can ads

and faction leaders pay me ad fees

XP

There's an advertising bot? lol

For a Blue and Nat-who are we kidding.  Join OMNI today, pilot a giant mech tomorrow!

LOL!

nah not advert bot

Soldiers of Fire... what do you want to destroy today?

just a general bot, for-valiant-abuse build

Orb.  You don't tax us, we tax you.

...

I still like:

Watcha gonna do... when Valiant comes for you?

Lmao

Edited October 16, 2006 by Guest

[Rad 0]

I wish we could've copied the colors. The colors were a big part of the ads... 

 

Edit: Yay! Go ThinkTank!

Edited October 16, 2006 by Guest

[liubei013 0]

 

I'm so witty.

=-= Pikanyah is now known as PikMS

And whoever thinks I'm not

Is a doodie head.

yes .. you're witty ...

oh so witty ...

you're so pretty and witty and GAYYYYYYyyyyyyy

I am so saving this chat. xD

[Asahi 0]

yeah, when im bored, even the eightball hates me 

 

`eightball does valiant's policy true?

Asahi_Twat: Prospect looks hopeful.

`eightball will valiant open the arena soon?

Asahi_Twat: Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

valiant's policy?

If you bug him about something, the longer he will delay it

`eightball should i pilot a custom suit?

Asahi_Twat: That's a question you should ask yourself.

`eightball should i pilot a custom suit?

Asahi_Twat: It would take a disturbed person to even ask.

`eightball give me a straight answer

Asahi_Twat: Not bloody likely.

`eightball you are an asshole

Asahi_Twat: No.

wow, this eightball really hates me

 

and then

 

lol

you broke the eight ball

`eightball you are full of crap

Asahi_Twat: Never.

haha

* Asahi_Twat grumbles and walks off

`eightball - are you always right?

Blatt: All signs point to yes.

WTF

rigggedd

Edited October 17, 2006 by Guest

[liubei013 0]

`eighball

`eightball

?

You might want to try typing a question after the eightball prompt

`eightball Is Blatt new at this?

liubei013: Absolutely yes!

`eightball You were kiddin right?

Blatt: No.

[Rad 0]

She's surprisingly consistent, ne?

[Ziggy 0]

wow you guys have way to much free time

[kct 0]

`eightball are you male?

It's broken!

`eightball stop lying

asahi: You wish.

kct: Yes.

lol

some time ago it's female

`eightball did I break you?

Jan: No chance at all!

not me then

`eightball Are you a girl?

kct: NO!

XD

`eightball Are you a gay man?

kct: All signs point to yes.

`eightball does qrioser come in here just to spin the damn bottle?

asahi: I'd like to think so.

AHAHAHAHA

LOL

oh gawd

`eightball Are you a girly man?

kct: We won't go there

`eightball are you a crossdresser?

asahi: Maybe.

Eightball, Queen of the Desert

`eightball Are you Jun Watarase the crossdresser?

kct: All signs point to yes.

OH LAWD

so the gameserv thing is Jun?

`eightball Are you a guy that behaves like a girl?

prolly

kct: We won't go there

`eightball Are you a guy that behaves like a female?

kct: No.

`eightball do you think fukada is an ass?

`eightball Are you HARD GAY?

asahi: NO!

kct: Absolutely yes!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

 

LOL.

[evo_Sieg 0]

Say Say Say! Okay!!!!! Hard Gay-desu! Hehehe.....

 

Eightball is an HG advocate, I see, hehehe....

 

*Livin' la vida Loca theme plays in the background, hehe...

 

I'll try to search if I still have the link of an HG Zaku I came upon a month back, just for amusement, hehe...

[Fuku with Nodachi 0]

Yet another piece of evidence that GameServ is sentient.

 

[00:20] `eightball Should I buy the Master Grade Aile Strike IWSP?

[00:21] kct: No chance at all!

[00:21]

[00:21] `eightball Should I buy the Master Grade Aile Strike Gundam?

[00:21] kct: No.

[00:21] `eightball Should I buy the Master Grade Zeta Plus C1?

[00:21] kct: No way.

[00:21] `eightball Should he give the money to me?

[00:21] Qrioser: The stars would have to align for that to happen.

[00:21] lol

[00:21] PWNED

[00:21] `eightball Should I buy you?

[00:21] kct: Prospect looks hopeful.

[Fuku with Nodachi 0]

"The Night of the -v"

 

Will hit bookshelves 2007.

 

Jan says: "Dan Brown, eat your heart out."

 

Best supporting character: GameServ.

No bored people were harmed in the production of this novel.

 

[02:17] dang, ive left myself open, now he'll -v me for sure

[02:17] hied n teh bunkar

[02:17] * asahi hides in the bunker

[02:18] *** Kino has quit (Exit: Thank you for visiting Advent Destiny. We hope to see you soon!)

[02:18] O was he -v'ed?!?!?!

[02:18] *** [Zaft]Wilhelm has joined #Gundam

[02:18] get to ze choppa

[02:18] *** [Zaft]Wilhelm has quit (Exit: Leaving)

[02:18]

[02:18] LOL "ze choppa"

[02:19] We're getting picked off one.... by one.

[02:19] * asahi runs for ze choppa

[02:19] what is this? a horror movie?

[02:19] Yesterday it was the exorcist... now, the -v.

[02:19] ph33r the -v

[02:19] that would make a good movie

[02:19] What does it stand for? What does it want?

[02:20] it preys on internet chat room people

[02:20] Night to the -v, rated R

[02:20] *Night of the -v

[02:20] ...I'm sure winders is in a corner somewhere with a smirk on his face

[02:21] he's behind the -v

[02:21] it obeys only him

[02:21] The conspiracy behind it...

[02:21] Look out for its pointy tip!

[02:21] The mystery is deepened.

[02:22]

[02:22] How do you even say that? "The minus v"?

[02:22] Or simply "The V"?

[02:22] mm...i'd call it minus v

[02:23] lol

[02:23] But one thing is for sure. The very sight of the name strikes fear in the hearts of many.

[02:23] for all the IRC travellers

[02:23] "negative v" "minus v"

[02:24] "Negative V" sounds a lot more threatening

[02:24] -v for the kiddies: Nega-V

[02:24] Nega-V; sounds like a corny anime

[02:24] Nega V sounds impending

[02:24] Hehehe

[02:25] better that Ideon

[02:25] *** Crusnik_ has quit (Exit: Thank you for visiting Advent Destiny. We hope to see you soon!)

[02:25] The -v strikes again!

[02:25] *dan dan DAN!*

[02:26] *"I told you, nobody listened!"

[02:26] `eightball V for Valiant?

[02:26] Qrioser: Prospect looks hopeful.

[02:26] D:

[02:26] Jimmy? where are you jimmy? OH MY GOD!!! JIMMMMMYYYYY

[02:27] Valiant!?

[02:27] The plot thickens!

[02:27] LMAO!!

[02:27] Valiant... the '-v'... his 'policies'... what could they all mean?

[02:28] he's in league

[02:28] head honcho maybe?

[02:28] Valiants policy: to crush the hopes and dreams of his forum goers and give Winders a job as his bouncer

[02:28] rofl

[02:28]

[02:29] But winders is trying to take over the forum, isn't he?

[02:29] Kinda feels like starscream and megatron all over again

[02:29] *MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE*

[02:29] LMAO!!!!

[02:29] thats a good one

[02:29] maybe wind is aware of Valiants evil scheme with the -v and is trying to take over the forum before its too late

[02:30] ooh

[02:30] so where will the autobots fit in?

[02:30] but unknowingly, he himself is being manipulated by the -v

[02:31] Maybe he is just trying to remove the Valiant influence hence the minus V?

[02:31] unfortunately, we are only skimming the surface of this evil conspiracy

[02:31] Omg, that was good Q

[02:31] The -v is a program that eliminates Valiant's supporters?!

[02:32] ooh

[02:32] scary stuff now

[02:33] http://moeboard.neuromancer.se/info/moeb/20040827-1306-572.jpg

[02:33] http://www.leasticoulddo.com/index2.php?date=20060418

[02:33] HILARIOUS

[02:34]

[02:34] And I'm betting on the girl

[02:35] kct & wind : a big lol to both of ya

[02:35] ...then how do you explain the 'unknown actions'?

[02:36] i think he's creating a cult

[02:36] OHSHI-

[02:36] D:

[02:37] I need to go now, everyone. See you all later.

[02:37] * Rad salutes.

[02:37] tread carefully; this line MIGHT JUST BE traced.

[02:37] * asahi runs for the hills-again....

[02:37] *** Rad has quit (Exit:)

[02:37] :O

[02:37] he left while we discussed the -v

[02:38] * OPA_ is suspiscious

[02:38] watch him

[02:38] Maybe he was nervous...

[02:38] *** winders sets mode -v on OPA_

[02:38] D:

[02:38] lol

[02:38] finger slipped

[02:38] HES DOING IT AGAIN, NOOOOOOO

[02:38] I don't know why, but I have a feeling we're being watched.

[02:39] .....

[02:39] em ffo v- siht teg

[02:39] OPA, I think I know why.

[02:39] Rad  04:39:46 PM  Nothing, or nothing you can see... 

[02:40] Don't give up, OPA! We'll find a cure... somehow!

[02:40] Drinking alcohol OPA?

[02:40] Lol now it's a virus

[02:41] neercs ot rorrim tup

[02:44] i think its gone...must be very careful

[winders 0]

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