Drannk13 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 lol... I am a Chinese who doesn"t know Chinese. As some people in my school say : You're a banana(which is a weird joke concerning the fact you are chinese(yellow?) but you only talk english(white?) like a banana , yellow outside , white inside. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valiant 96 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 A disgrace You're missing out on the fun! Go learn Chinese! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAL 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I rolf'd. Hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Hawke 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 English is my second language too, and I thought that I was a bad writer. But man, that thing is way out of my leage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 (edited) @valiant: chinese. pffft. its too hard writing that is =p chinese schools suck in the uk =( lol, anymore? XP Edited October 25, 2006 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winders 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Learning for speech alone is fine, but writing's a drag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangopeaches 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 my chinese writing is pretty bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winders 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 MY chinese writing is horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kct 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 My Chinese doesn't even exist . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangopeaches 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 no really D it's really bad. the teacher once mixed up "wood" with "water" when looking at my essay thingy lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Hawke 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 For corpy right purposes am I allowed to copy and foward that particular essay and use it for profesional reasons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drannk13 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 My chinese writing is also crap. I learned a little only lol. Teaching me chinese is like teaching my dog english. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valiant 96 Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 Go ahead James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Hawke 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Thanks, I mean they are great essays...to get some points across to people. Sometimes people need to see horrible stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winders 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 You're breaching copyright laws!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akiseki Snow 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 My god, So many red marks, and I don't believe the teacher let 'em slide with the cuss words. <<; my teachers would have skinned me alive, then gave me a suspension of some sort. I lol'd when I saw the big fat "F". I think I was expecting it to read F-. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winders 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Lol, without reading the parts that it mentioned HK; I would have thought it was Asian-made, the expressions used are common in Asian-English learners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F.A.I.T.H 0 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 That was some pretty...impressive piece of writing. I don't think I could ever come up with a wondrous piece of work like that in a thousand years. Seriously speaking, I've gained a little resistance to this kind of thing, since I was asked to spell and grammar check several essays of my friends in a week during secondary school, but imagine 40 similar scripts like that coming in to you if you're a teacher....It's worse than the death row. Regarding Chinese...Shouldn't we start a thread on languages and the like instead? I thought it could be more appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xover 0 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Haih... BACK TO THE OFF-TOPICS! Yes, my Chinese sucks. I can't understand songs or anything, only guess what people are saying from my limited vocab, and make sign language+a limited vocab to tell them what I want. Go me! Wow...and I thought I did fanfiction bad... PS: It sounds like a Singo. No offense to all the admins, but yeah. I mean, there's no "I saw a big monster it had a big fat ass la" but just...I dunno. It sounds like bad ESL Singlo. No diss! I swear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valiant 96 Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 Hmmm but it's traditional Chinese so We use simplified Chinese here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xover 0 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Ohh... Sorry la...I dunno, I only go Singapore to visit family. Though there's a lot of Chinese Singlos and Malays where I am... I use Simplified in my poor attempts to write... Well, if it's Trad, then it's usually a watchamacall it HK person, 'cause they're the ones that usually use Trad, aye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exvind 0 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 The pure writer within me has just now taken a pen, and gouged his eyes out, set himself on fire, lept into very flammable acid, slit his wrists, bashed his head against a wall, called a biker Richard Simmons, insulted the opposing teams at an Irish soccer match, lept out of a tall building, before dying reading Jar-Jar Binks' autobiography. I have to admit, it takes skill to write that badly. Seriously, I couldn't do that badly if I tried... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winders 0 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 I personally think the person tried that hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercurius 0 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 maybe he/she has what my friend's uncle calls ''Brain Farts'' lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercurius 0 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 all yor base are belong to bad grammer but he set us up the bomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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